Yeah, so the "
Broomfield Park'n'Ride" does NOT mean the
park'n'ride near Flatirons mall. My mistake.
Yesterday, I woke up and dropped Margaret off at her office in
Broomfield. Then I went back home go finish packing and run some errands in Boulder. I packed my bag and took care of these things (renew AAA membership, pay bills, hit ATM, etc...) I then met up with Margaret in
Broomfield and we went to the food court at the mall for lunch. Also I popped my head in
GameSpot and bought a used copy of "Pokemon Ranger" (it's fun, you do everything with the stylus).
We then drove over to the
park'n'ride, exchanged hugs, and Margaret headed off with my car back to here office (operation "drop Matt's car off at his garage" was successfully completed, I hear). I hung out at the
park'n'ride for a few minutes, and decided to look at the schedule posted in the shelter. The AB didn't stop here; great, just great.
OMG, I don't know what I was thinking, I'm sure I saw on the
AB's schedule "
Broomfield Park'n'ride," this is bad, this is very bad.
I called Margaret in a panic asking her to pick me up and drive me to the correct spot. Before she made it to me, I came up with a new plan to make it to the airport. I walked under 36 and popped up in the
park'n'ride for north traffic: the B would take me to Table Mesa, which I knew for a fact I could catch the AB at. I stood contemplating life and listening to my
ipod for a few minutes, until eventually the B shows up. I climb on and almost forget to show my pass: now I'm heading back North.
The bus roars North, stopping along the way. Do you ever have that sense of foreboding, like did I get on the correct bus, will this go were I need, was this really the "B" I climbed on, I wasn't paying attention? Well, I did get on the right bus and eventually we made it to the bus off ramp for Table Mesa. The bus pulls in behind a second bus, I had a really bad feeling when I saw the driver of the bus in front of us closing the luggage hatches. I got off the "B" with "thanks for the ride" to the driver, and sprinted to the bus ahead of us. It was the "AB - to Airport" my 2:06 bus that I needed to catch, and the door was closing.
After some frantic waving and tapping on the door, it was opened and I was aboard. And I do concur with the driver's statement "wow, you almost didn't make it." After an uneventful bus ride to the airport, I hop off with my pack, and wander over to United. Oh goody, the self check in machines for people without checked baggage are missing (or I didn't see them, I wouldn't put that past myself, I was rather flustered). I went up to the counter, there was no line. Shove credit card as id; beep beep; yes, that's me; no no checked baggage; no I don't want to pay $54 for an extra inch of legroom; no, really I don't; printing ticket.
I grabbed my paper stub and stumbled towards the security line. The laptop comes out of the bag, the shoes come off, my rights are discarded, and I put my toiletries in a little plastic baggie so they can be inspected for explosives (number one ingredient in my deodorant is gelled alcohol, but that's apparently OK) I seriously think the metal detector is ran by someone with a button pressing it if the person looks suspicious, or to meet equal opportunity shakedown quotas. I walked through the detector with a metal studded belt, a pocket full of change, a watch, my glasses, my keys and my cellphone; the machine didn't peep. And older gentleman walked through after me and was stopped; they found a gum wrapper in his pocket. I hate going through security, and I imagine it will only get worse. Next time I travel, I want to take the train.
After waltzing through security, I had three hours to kill. Pokemon Ranger is an amusing puzzle game, I rather found the stylus based controls to be very intuitive. I played for a couple minutes using my thumbs on the keypad (as someone my age is expected to do), then all of a sudden a sprite in the game runs up to mine and exclaims "you must be new to this, you are using the keypad, all the cool kids use the stylus now. Let me show you how. " It was amusing.
Eventually, I climb onto the plane (I'm in boarding group 4 so I'm one of the last). I traded seats with the man across the aisle from me (he wanted to sit next to his wife). Ten minutes into the flight I flip open my laptop and watch some BBC nature documentary. Eventually it finished, and I put the laptop away and went to sleep. I woke up as we were heading in for a landing.
Safe on the ground, I stood up and waited for the crowd in front of me to clear before I wandered off the plane. I wandered through the terminal scoping out a place where I could curl into a ball and sleep. There weren't many good options. I ended up sleeping next to a United desk/kiosk thing at the gate I parked at. It wasn't the most restful of nights; there was a constant influx of flights all night from far off places, like Minnesota. Eventually, it starts to become louder and I pull my
Teva mountain games
hoodie off my face to discover the terminal has been invaded my swarms of business men in suits and retired couples. Oh and the sun was up, it's also before 4AM according to my watch.
I slowly sat up and enjoyed watching the old couple next to me trying not to stare at the long haired guy in a
hoodie with a big backpack sleeping face down on the floor. First order of the day was breakfast. I remembered seeing a
Dunken Donuts last night, so I got two french crullers and a coffee there. The cruller's didn't taste fresh, and the coffee was burnt, but it hit the spot. While eating my breakfast I chatted with a retired couple (with matching tour group bags) who were on their way to an all inclusive tour of Alaska.
Eventually, I left the terminal and headed down to the baggage claim area. There were posts with phones to the various car rental places. I picked up a phone, and it auto dialed. "How much is your under 25 surcharge?" I felt $25 was a bit much, and said thanks and hung up. The next phone offered $35, I was even less amused. The other several phones just rang when I picked them up. I called a shuttle.
The shuttle picked me up and delivered me to the hotel in Delaware. I check my big bag at the desk and wandered off to the student section of town to get coffee, real breakfast and read email, and here I sit. I'd get a pint, but according to my internal clock it's only 9AM.